Mrs. Rosenberg walks into a hotel and asks the guy behind the counter to put her up for the night. ""Name?"" he asks ""Mrs. Rosenberg"" she replies ""I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't give out rooms to Jews."" ""Jews? Who's the Jew here? I am Catholic"" the woman yells. ""Oh really? Then please tell me who is the Son of God."" ""Jesus Christ"" the woman says. ""And who were his parents' names?"" ""Mary and Joseph"" ""And where was he born?"" ""In a barn where the animals were fed and bathed."" ""OK…