Visiting married friends
Hamish MacTavish is visiting his married friends Sandy and Glenda MacDougal.
”Sandy, I can’t help it,” says Hamish, ”but Glenda really turns me on. If I could pinch her bare backside just once, I would give you a thousand dollars.”
”For that kind of money,” says Sandy, ”I don’t think that Glenda would mind. Would you, Glenda? Go ahead and pinch her.”
Glenda leans over a chair and exposes her behind. Hamish looks at it... and just keeps looking.
Finally, after five m…