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A man's baby was born while he was at work... As soon as he gets out, he rushes to the hospital to see his son. On the first floor, he sees a sign which says ""here's where gorgeous babies are"". He asks the doctor ""Is my baby, Gerald, here?"" and the doctor says ""no, try next floor"". On the second floor, he sees a sign which says ""here's where average babies are"". He asks the doctor ""Is my baby, Gerald, here?"" and the doctor says ""no, try next floor"". On the third floor, he sees a sign…

What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald

A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald

Dating Advice from a Rabbi So it's Friday night in the synagogue and during the course of the service the rabbi standing at the pulpit is looking out over the back to the congregation. In the very back he sees a young man who's got his head in his hands for the entire service. He's very concerned about this so after the service is over he goes to the back and he recognizes the young man and the Rabbi says "Gerald, what seems to be the matter? You seem to be absolutely miserable." Gerald, forlor…

The freakin' weather Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally. One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out the window and said, "Look, it's snowing." Rudolph looked out and said very quickly, "No, I think it is just rain." "I'm sure it is snow," insisted Gerald. "And I am just as sure tha…

Once upon a time..... .......there lived a beautiful Queen with large, beautiful, queenly breasts. Gerald the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Gerald revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Harold the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Harold thought about this and said that he could arrange for Gerald to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold …