#georgie

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide to name their boyfriends after softdrinks to tell the difference between them. The first one says ""I'll name mine 7-up because he's seven inches and always up."" The second one says ""I'll name mine MOUNTAIN DEW because he likes to mount and do me."" And the third one says ""I'll name mine Jack Daniels."" The others say ""Hey! That's not a softdrink that's a hard licker!"". She says ""That's…

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked ""Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"" Nobody answered him. He then asked again ""Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"" Again nobody answered. The old Indian said ""I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth Big Georgie no punish."" So the Indian asked again ""Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"" To which the littlest Indian replied ""I push port-a-pott…

I work in IT and am learning Python so here's my IT joke: Why don't you find integers in the sewer? Because we all float down here, Georgie.

An old Native American Indian lined up all of his ten little Indian sons, stood in front of them and asked solemnly: "Who push porta-potty over cliff?" There was no answer, so he asked again: "Who push port-apotty over cliff?" There was still no answer, so the old Indian said: "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth. Big Georgie no punish." So the old Indian asked again: "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" The smallest boy finally confessed:…