A detective was once called to a farm in rural Tennessee to investigate a murder. [OC]
Upon arriving, he asked the farmer what had happened.
“Well” the farmer said, “I was working in my barn, replacing the oil filter on the tractor when I heard somebody scream, then a loud ‘wham’, and then silence. I rushed outside and saw my farmhand, dead in the middle of the yard, with a pool of blood forming around his head”
“Hmmm” said the detective, “any witnesses who might have seen what happened?”
“T…