#french-restaurant

Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur

[French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff

Can you taste the difference betwen creme brulee and a yeast infection? If you can't, then never piss off the hostess in your favorite French restaurant ...

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waitress... 'Have you got frog's legs?' She said, 'No, my jeans are just a bit tight.'

A fine wine The Navajo woman accepted my offer of a lift to the reservation, but didn't seem inclined to say much more. I noticed a look of ill-disguised disapproval as she got in the car, lingering for a moment on my exposed cleavage, but that was all she gazed stonily ahead while the car pulled away, leaving a trail of hot Nevada dust in the rear view mirror. After a few failed attempts at small talk, and my knowledge of her culture exhausted, I kept quiet, and concentrated instead on the eve…

I told my wife, “I have a weird feeling we have been to this French restaurant before.” Her: Are you having deja vu? Me: No. The chicken.

An elderly Jewish tailor owned a shop next door to a smart French restaurant. Every day at lunchtime, the tailor would go out to the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odours coming from the restaurant kitchen. Then one day the tailor was surprised to receive an invoice for $30 for "enjoyment of food over a nine-month period". So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not actually bought anything from them. But the restaurant manager sai…