#first-people

First people said "Myspace" me. Now everyone says "Facebook" me. I'm sticking with a classic and still telling people to "blow" me.

I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts

Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve

3 guys go to a cliff Three guys go to a cliff to see the view. When they get there a wise old magician sitting there. He then says ""since you are the first people that have found me in 20 years I will let you turn into something of your choice. But first you have to run and jump off the cliff. The first guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE AN EAGLE. He then flys away in his eagle body. The second guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE A PARROT"" he then flies away. Finally…

3 guys on a cliff Three guys go to a cliff to see the view. When they get there a wise old magician sitting there. He then says ""since you are the first people theat have found me in 20 years I will let you turn into something of your choice. But first you have to run ang jump off the cliff. The first guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE AN EAGLE. He then flys away in his eagle body. The second guy goes and jumps off and shouts ""I WANT TO BE A PARROT"" he then flies away. Finally t…

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

The Welsh people were the first people to invent the condom by using sheep's intestine. The English later improved the concept by removing it from the sheep first.

Adam & Eve were the first people... …who didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.

Chaplain Fred Fred had been a curate in civilian life, so when he joined the submarine service it was decided he should be a chaplain. However, his boat was ordered to leave port the day before he was due to take Holy Orders. In the wardroom that night, Fred was despondent. "Will the men respect me as chaplain if I'm still only a curate and can't give communion?“ "Tell you what", said the skipper, "Captains are traditionally allowed to conduct some services, such as weddings. The service the…

The Welsh were the first people to use a sheep's intestine as a condom. The English improved the design by removing the rest of the sheep prior to use.

Seen on a sign outside a church Adam and Eve were the first people to not read the Apple conditions

Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.