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Two chemists walked into a bar. *corny chemistry joke* The first chemist said ""I'll have H20."" So he drinks his H20 and feels fine. The second chemist said ""I'll have H20 2."" He dies. He couldn't handle the Hydrogen Peroxide.

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Two Chemists Walk Into a Restaurant So two chemists walk into a restaurant. They are greeted by the server and are shown to their table. The waitress comes by and asks them what they would like to drink. ""I will take H2O"" said the first chemist. ""I will take H2O, too"" the other chemist said. After drinking their drinks, the second chemist dies.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O"". So the bartender gives him a glass of water. The second chemist says "" I'd like a glass of H2O too"". So the bartender hands the second chemist a glass of water also, as no bar serves it's customers hydrogen peroxide.

Two Chemists Walk In A Bar... One chemist says to the bartender, ""I would like some h2o please."" The other chemist says, "" I would also like some water, too. "" The first chemist excuses himself to the bathroom and hangs his head in shame. His assassination plot had failed.

Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O."" So the bartender gives him water. The second chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O too."" So the bartender also gives him water, because he knows what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.

Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second one says, ""I'll have some water too. What's the point of ordering it like that? We aren't at work."" The first chemist excuses himself and cries in the bathroom, because his assassination plot had failed.

Two chemists walk into a bar The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please." The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

Two chemists walk into a bar . . . The first chemist asks for H2O. The second chemist says, "I will have some H2O, too." Then the second chemist says, "Ah the hell with it I'll have some C2H6O instead." Then the first chemist realizing he had failed to poison his nemisis says, "YOLO, I'll have some C2H6O, too." The second chemist waits a week and then marries the first chemist's wife.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work." The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

Two chemists walk into a bar The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have water too." The first chemist now has to rethink the assassination.

Two chemists walk into a bar... The first chemist says ""I'll have some H20"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist

Two chemists walk into a bar . . . The first chemist asks for H2O. The second chemist says

Two chemists walk into a bar The first chemist tells the bartender ""I'll have some H2O