#second-chemist

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies.

Two chemists walked into a bar. *corny chemistry joke* The first chemist said ""I'll have H20."" So he drinks his H20 and feels fine. The second chemist said ""I'll have H20 2."" He dies. He couldn't handle the Hydrogen Peroxide.

Two Chemists Walk Into a Restaurant So two chemists walk into a restaurant. They are greeted by the server and are shown to their table. The waitress comes by and asks them what they would like to drink. ""I will take H2O"" said the first chemist. ""I will take H2O, too"" the other chemist said. After drinking their drinks, the second chemist dies.

science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O"". So the bartender gives him a glass of water. The second chemist says "" I'd like a glass of H2O too"". So the bartender hands the second chemist a glass of water also, as no bar serves it's customers hydrogen peroxide.

Two chemist walks into a bar The first chemist says ""A glass of H2O"" The second says ""A glass of H2O, too"" The second chemist died soon after.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O."" So the bartender gives him water. The second chemist says ""I'd like a glass of H2O too."" So the bartender also gives him water, because he knows what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.

Two chemists walk into a bar The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please." The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.

Two chemists walk into a bar . . . The first chemist asks for H2O. The second chemist says, "I will have some H2O, too." Then the second chemist says, "Ah the hell with it I'll have some C2H6O instead." Then the first chemist realizing he had failed to poison his nemisis says, "YOLO, I'll have some C2H6O, too." The second chemist waits a week and then marries the first chemist's wife.

Two chemist walk into a bar... ...and, sniggering, the first orders a glass of "H2O", and the second chemist, just as pretentious but even less original, says he wants a glass of "H2O too". The bartender, sick of their shit, points out that, as with every other time they've been there, there's dewers of both water and peroxide in the corner!

Two chemists walk into a bar . . . The first chemist asks for H2O. The second chemist says