#fda

FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. "Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."

Did you know that according to FDA regulations a goblin can be labeled as a hobgoblin even if it contains only 3% hob

According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

A small hare walks into Mr. Bear's Forest Grocery Store... ""Hey, Bear,"" he says, ""Got any rotten carrots?"" ""No, Hare,"" the bear responds. ""I only have sweet fresh carrots. Do you want some?"" The hare shakes his head and walks out. The next mornings he walks in again. ""Hey, Bear, got any rotten carrots?"" ""No,"" the bear says, ""I've already told you, I only carry fresh carrots here."" This repeats the next day, and another. Eventually, on Thursday evening, the annoyed bear brings in a …

Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.

TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately. It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again.

In pharmacology all drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is Acetaminophen Advil is Ibuprofen and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin

FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer""

The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!

The FDA has approved a new camera that can be swallowed so that doctors can look at the inside of their patients' bodies. So to answer your question: Yes, selfies CAN get worse.

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixa…

Viagra In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is Acetaminophen; Advil is Ibuprofen; Rogaine is Monoxidil; and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on: Mycoxafloppin

Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats.