#father-after

A man confronts his father After years of therapy a man has a break through and confronts his father. **Son** Father, I have been in therapy and realized that you have almost never told me the truth about any thing. **Father** Well, son, I must admit, looking back, it is true. **Son** ALMOST ALWAYS, Except, oddly, when ever you had just used the bath room. **Father** Again, It seems like you found me out. **Son** But why only then!? It is the question that sent me to therapy in the first place! …

An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world. To test it he lets his nephew try it. The boy asks ""Where is my father?"" After a couple of seconds the computer answers ""Your father is at the Niagara Falls with a friend"" The kid turns to his uncle and says ""Uncle, this computer is broken, my father died 2 years ago"" He then says ""Well let's ask a more specific question then!"" The kid goes to the computer and asks again: ""Where is my mother's husband? "" The answer comes ""Your mother's…

I need help remembering a joke I can't remember the punch line. I don't remember much, but here's what I remember: Little Johnny goes to church ad enters the confessions box. The priest behind the screen says ""Johnny, is that you?"" Johnny- ""Yes father, it is me."" Priest- ""What sin have you committed, my son?"" Johnny- ""I fooled around with a girl"" Priest- ""was it Mary?"" Johnny- ""I can't say the name, father."" Priest- ""was it Rose?"" Johnny- ""I can't say the name, father"" Priest- ""…