#father-priest

A girl goes to a Church to confess..... Girl : ""Forgive me father for I have sinned."" Priest : ""What have you done my child?"" Girl : ""I called a man a son of a bitch."" Priest : ""Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"" Girl : ""Because he touched my hand."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he touches her hand) Girl : ""Yes father."" Priest : ""That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."" Girl : ""Then he touched my breast."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he touched her breast) Girl : ""Yes…

A Young Man in Confessional A young man walks into confessional. Tommy: ""Bless me father for I have sinned. I've been with a loose woman."" Priest: ""Is that you, Tommy? Who was it then?"" Tommy: ""I can't tell you father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."" Priest: ""Was it Brenda?"" Tommy: ""No, Father"" Priest: ""Was it Fiona?"" Tommy: ""No."" Priest: ""Mary, then?"" Tommy: ""No no."" Priest: ""Very well then. Say five 'Our Fathers' and four 'Hail Marys."" Tommy went back to his pew. His …

I need help remembering a joke I can't remember the punch line. I don't remember much, but here's what I remember: Little Johnny goes to church ad enters the confessions box. The priest behind the screen says ""Johnny, is that you?"" Johnny- ""Yes father, it is me."" Priest- ""What sin have you committed, my son?"" Johnny- ""I fooled around with a girl"" Priest- ""was it Mary?"" Johnny- ""I can't say the name, father."" Priest- ""was it Rose?"" Johnny- ""I can't say the name, father"" Priest- ""…