#dr-acula

I had to find a new doctor. My last one used bloodletting to cure everything. Whatever you do, stay away from Dr. Acula. EDIT: This joke brought to you by Mitch Hedberg, with slight alterations because I didn't remember it right. These credits made possible by someone who bitched at me.

I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible... All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula. [](/lunalaugh)Credit goes to Mr. Hedberg for this one.

Beware of certain doctors I went to the doctor to have blood drawn and he bit my neck and now I am very sensitive to daylight and I have suddenly become very thirsty at night. Whatever you do, avoid Dr. Acula!