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Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, and Sean Connery are in a plane when the engine blows out... As the plane plummets towards the ground, the three realize that their only chance is to jump for it. Daniel Craig cries out, ""God save me!"" and leaps from the plane. He lands in a huge haystack and walks away unharmed. Pierce Brosnan yells out, ""God save me!"" and jumps as well. He lands in some thick bushes and walks away with only a few scratches. Sean Connery, likewise, calls out ""God save me!"" an

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