Confucius Jokes

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time

Wisdom from Confucius Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot.

Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan.

Confucius say virginity like giant bubble One prick, all gone

Some Religious Truths TAOISM: Shit happens ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening? PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: "Shit happens" HINDUISM: This shit happened before CATHOLICISM: If shit happens you deserve it AGNOSTICS: Facts happen EVANGELISTS: Send me £8 million or shit will happen to you BUDDHISM: If shit hap…

Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park but BETTER to park meat in girl

Confucius says "takes many nails to build crib..." "...but only one screw to fill it!"

Confucius say... He who laugh last, did not get the joke.

Confucius say Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

Confucius say.... ""One who farts in church

Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl

Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time

Confucius says... It is good to meet girl in park

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted

Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl.

Confucius say virginity like giant bubble One prick

Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time.

Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi.