So there's this guy Walsh, he's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, ""Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?"" So he says, ""How do the Chinese do it?"" And the guy says, ""Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the mo…

Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew.

Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew.