Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius

Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone.""

Confucius says... ""Woman asks:If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 8 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Confucius replies: 'It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 8 different locks, we call it a master key'.""

Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.