Two Russians were walking through the woods... And they came across a pile of brownish muck. ""Look like dogshit?"" asks Commander Igor. ""Ya! Look like dogshit!"" answers Ivan. ""Smell it!"" commands Igor. Ivan gets down and takes a whiff. ""Smell like dogshit?"" asks Igor. ""Ya! Smells like dogshit!"" ""Taste it!"" growls Igor. ""Huh?"" protests Ivan. ""**Taste it!**"" yells Igor. Ivan takes a bit on his finger, puts it in his mouth with a scowl, and spits. Igor asks ""Taste like dogshit?"" ""…