eer booze and fun!' 'A pirate was talking to a ""land-lubber"" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that like any self-respecting pirate this guy had a peg leg a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate ""How did you loose your leg?"" The pirate responded ""I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked ""What about you hand. …