So the farmer has three daughters who are about to go on their first dates. And so he invites their dates to his home, where he waited at the door with a shotgun. When the first guy knocked on the door, the farmer opens it and the guy says, ""Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?"" The farmer thinks for a bit, then he lets them go. When the second guy knocked on the door, the farmer opens it and the guy says, ""Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Betty. …