So the farmer has three daughters who are about to go on their first dates. And so he invites their dates to his home, where he waited at the door with a shotgun. When the first guy knocked on the door, the farmer opens it and the guy says, ""Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?"" The farmer thinks for a bit, then he lets them go. When the second guy knocked on the door, the farmer opens it and the guy says, ""Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?"" The farmer thinks for a bit, then he lets them go. When the third guy knocked on the door, the farmer opens it and the guys says, ""Hi, my name is Chuck."" So the farmer shot him. :(