#chicago-cubs

To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.

I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.

An Illinois farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, ""I like it here. The temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."" The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer and decides to get him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity t…

So the Chicago Cubs have a new mascot... ... and you can find Clark's bio [here](http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/chc/fan_forum/clark.jsp). While it talks about Clakr's ""great-grandbear Joa"" it doesn't mention any of his other family members, nor the real reason why he is the new mascot. At a regular checkup, a zoo member noticed some bruises on Clark's body & DCFS (Department of Children and Family Services) was called in to investigate. --- After the DCFS social worker arrived they asked if C…