#carls

My coffee tastes like the dishwasher. Makes me wonder how Carl's doing and if he still has that same distinct flavor.

Topical Jokes for 6/23 In Tennessee, a park ranger was fired for dancing on the job. After losing his job, the man went back to the park to dance, because it's a park and literally anyone can go there. Here in Los Angeles, the city accidentally posted a street sign for ""1 Minute Parking."" Once the city realized their mistake, they took the sign down, and replaced it with ""0 Minute Parking."" Carl's Jr is testing a new sandwich called ""Mashers"", which is a hamburger topped with mashed potato…

500 dollars Dave, Carl and Carl's wife, sara were playing cards on Thursday morning. Dave's card fell under the table and when he went down to get it, he saw that Sara was not wearing underwear. Dave got back up and went to kitchen to get some refreshment. Sara followed her into the kitchen and asked, "did you like what you saw under there?". Shocked by her boldness, Dace hesitantly replied positively. Sara then said, "you can have it but it costs $500" Dave agreed to pay that sum for it. S…