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A man from Newfoundland has just moved to Calgary and enters a local pub. The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The Newfie says, ""Three pints of beer, please."" The bartender says, ""Are you waiting for someone else?"" The Newfie says, ""No, this is in honor of my two friends. We all took jobs on the mainland, and before we left we agreed that whenever we went to a pub we would order three pints of beer, one for each of us, so we'd have something to remember our friendship by."" The bartender …

Cowboys and Indians Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Calgary , Alberta, while awaiting their respective flights. One is a native Indian from the Sarcee Reservation. Another is a cowboy on his way to Vancouver for a livestock auction. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student newly arrived at the University of Calgary from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Albertans learn that the Arab is a devou…

My wife and I went to the Calgary Bull Sale & Agricultural Show... ...and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said

A man from Newfoundland has just moved to Calgary and enters a local pub. The bartender says