So, Bob shot a duck and it fell into Tom's property...
...Bob quickly hopped over the fence and went into Tom's backyard to get his meal, but Tom walks outside and finds Bob trespassing.
"Hey, Bob! That duck is in MY property, and it is MINE."
"No way, Tom! I shot this duck fair and square. I shot it, so I eat it!"
"How about this," said Tom. "We both kick each other in the balls, back and forth, back and forth, and the first person to fall on the floor, loses, and has to give up…