#army

I am looking for other military jokes. **What's The Difference?** Do you want to know the difference between the branches of the U.S. military? If you say to them ""Secure that building!"" * THE ARMY will go in kicking down doors, lay down suppressive fire, neutralize all hostiles and safely recover any civilians. * THE MARINES will set up a razor wire perimiter, establish patrols, and deny access to unauthorized personnel. * THE NAVY will unplug the coffee maker and turn off the computers and l…

I'm going to kill you doctor! My friend's dad, a doctor in South Africa, once had a difficult elderly patient who'd had a stroke. His wife was trying to gain power of attorney, so they insisted on a mental assessment. The patient was furious: "You made me see a psychiatrist! I hate psychiatrists! I was in the ARMY, I'm going to kill you!" The doctor asked, "Oh, you were in the army? How many people did you kill?" The patient, still fuming, replied, "More than 10!" The doctor chuckled and s…