I am looking for other military jokes. **What's The Difference?** Do you want to know the difference between the branches of the U.S. military? If you say to them ""Secure that building!"" * THE ARMY will go in kicking down doors, lay down suppressive fire, neutralize all hostiles and safely recover any civilians. * THE MARINES will set up a razor wire perimiter, establish patrols, and deny access to unauthorized personnel. * THE NAVY will unplug the coffee maker and turn off the computers and lights before leaving for the day. * THE AIR FORCE will lease it for six years, with an option to buy.