#alright-coffee

A guy dies, and winds up in hell... Satan says, ""You must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in."" ""Can I see the rooms first?"" he asks.. ""Certainly."" and Satan shows him the first room, whee he sees a bunch of people, on a wooden floor, standing on their heads. He thinks ""No way. I can't do that for eternity"" He's shown the second room, where there are a bunch of people on a metal floor, standing on their heads. He thinks ""I definitely can't do that for eternity"" He's …

A man dies and goes to hell. The devil says he must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in. He walks into the first room and sees a bunch of people doing headstands on a wood floor. He thinks "No way. I can't do that for eternity" He walks into the second room and sees a bunch of people doing headstands on a metal floor. He thinks "I definitely can't do that for eternity" He walks into a third room where theres a bunch of people standing in 4 feet of shit and drinking coffe…

A guy dies, and winds up in hell... A guy dies, and winds up in hell... Satan says, "You must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in." "Can I see the rooms first?" he asks.. "Certainly." and Satan shows him the first room, whee he sees a bunch of people, on a wooden floor, standing on their heads. He thinks "No way. I can't do that for eternity" He's shown the second room, where there are a bunch of people on a metal floor, standing on their heads. He thinks "I definite…