A guy dies, and winds up in hell... A guy dies, and winds up in hell... Satan says, "You must choose a room in hell to spend the rest of eternity in." "Can I see the rooms first?" he asks.. "Certainly." and Satan shows him the first room, whee he sees a bunch of people, on a wooden floor, standing on their heads. He thinks "No way. I can't do that for eternity" He's shown the second room, where there are a bunch of people on a metal floor, standing on their heads. He thinks "I definitely can't do that for eternity" He's shown the third and final room where, where he sees a bunch of people standing in 2 feet of horse manure, and drinking coffee. He says to himself "...well I guess I could get used to the smell. I choose room 3." After 10 minutes in the room, Satan comes in and says "Alright, coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"