#afghanistan

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan? Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan? You get Talibanned

Did you hear about the bombed hospital in Afghanistan? You could almost say it was a surgical strike.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the tele-ban.

Batman hit Penguin over the head with a vase and said: "T-Pau!" Penguin said: "Don't you mean 'Kerpow!'?" Batman said: "No, I had china in my hand!" What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled? A Tubby. The only reality show I want to see is 'Find Osama'. Twelve minor celebrities are sent to Afghanistan to track down Bin Laden. We'll either find Osama or lose some minor celebrities. Either way, we're up! Andy Parsons