#abdullah

Two guys got lost in the Egyptian desert Both christians, one named John and the other named Thomas. They were starving and about to collapse when they spotted a Mosque, They rushed there for help. The Imam came out and asked for their names, John came up with 'Abdullah' in a panic and Thomas just said his name. The Imam hastily told the patrons to give Thomas food and water. While John had to wait and finish his fast.

Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds. ""Sandy, can you spell cat?"" she asked. ""C-A-T"" said Sandy. ""Well done, Sandy. Tommy, can you spell dog?"" ""D-O-G, Miss"" replied Tommy.""Well done, Tommy!"" she said. ""Abdullah, can you spell racial discrimination?""

Two Arab mothers were looking through a photo album... One mother points to a picture. ""That's my little Umar at six, right before he martyred himself."" ""How cute! I thought my Abdullah would never put on the vest. He didn't do it until he was twelve!"" ""Ahh, they blow up so fast, don't they?"" (I heard this from Robert M. Price)

Abdullah's Wife [NSFW] Abdullah's Wife Abdullah heard that one of his wives was leaving him. He rushed home where he found her in front of the tent with her belongings. He sat beside her and said, ""I hear you are planning to leave me?"" She replied, ""Yes, your other wives told me you are a pedophile!"" Abdullah thought for a minute or so and then said, ""That's a mighty big word for a 9 year old.""

Gosa, the village idiot This is a joke my Egyptian friend told me a couple years back Gosa, the village idiot, is walking along the banks of the Nile when Abdullah sees him and calls across from the other side 'Gosa, the Nile is wide and mighty, and the nearest crossing is miles away, how did you get to the other side?' Gosa, with a smile on his face, replies 'But my dear friend Abdullah, you ARE on the other side!'

Two Mothers Are Sitting Together At An Outdoor Cafe In Baghdad... **Mother 1**: [*pulls out picture from purse*] ""This is my son Abdullah. He would have been 25 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes I remember when he lost his first tooth..."" [*sighs*] **Mother 1**: [*pulls out another picture*] ""This is my son Hussein. He would have been 22 now, but, alas... he became a martyr."" **Mother 2**: ""Ah, yes. I remember when he took his first steps..."" [*deep sigh*] **M…

How to take a hurricane seriously If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5