Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?

Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it.

"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*

Facebook made billions by saying "Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."