Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce.#Beyonce#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins#Beyonce#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy#Beyonce#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →
I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.#Jay#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce#Beyonce#Teacher0🔗 SharePermalink →
While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore.#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted.#Beyonce#Destinys Child#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
DRAKE: I'll drop the best album of 2016. BEYONCE: Nah. DRAKE: The best album of... April? BEYONCE: Nah. DRAKE: Please don't do this to me.#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
Every time Beyonce types out her name, she has to google "Pokemon" and then copy/paste the "e".#Beyonce#Google#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does "Single Ladies" dance)#Beck#Beyonce#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named "Bed" "Bath" and "Beyonce."#Beyonce#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I bet every time Beyonce leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair#Beyonce#Food#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
when i was 17 my bucket list was "buy a house" & "marry a tycoon" now i'm 27 it's "tickle a baby hedgehog" and "learn Beyonce choreography"#Beyonce#Kids0🔗 SharePermalink →
Beyonce: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again? Jay-Z: Coachella. Beyonce: Coachella.#Jay#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us#Jay#Beyonce#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →
which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills#Beyonce0🔗 SharePermalink →
- "I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat dude. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."#Beyonce#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →