Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.#Supermans#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China#Supermans#Kansas#China#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Everyone knows Superman's father was Jor-El, but no one ever mentions his germophobic uncle, Pur-El.#Supermans#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless.#Supermans#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →