So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more

What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother

Magnetizing I came up with this one in my head on a random day. Told it to some people, got good results, wonder what Reddit thinks? Sorry if this has been told before, but differently! So I was in class with my buddy. We're getting close to graduation. Thus, all the teachers are forcing us to watch the dreadful TED talks. I can't even remember what it was about. I looked at my buddy, and I said, ""wow this is so magnetizing!"" I proceeded to fall asleep. My friend wakes me up later and remarks,…