So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk#Ted Talk#One-Liner0🔗 Share
What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother#Ted Talk#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How I met your mother was....... How I met your mother was.....nothing but a 9 year (season) long TED Talk#Ted Talk#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →