A drunk stumbles into a cemetary and falls into a freshly dug grave Bob's Tavern' was right next door to a cemetery. One day in mid winter a drunk stumbled out of the tavern. Due to his drunk state he wasn't careful where he was going and he fell into a freshly dug grave. ""Help!"" Screamed the drunk on the top of his lungs, ""I'm freezing!"" Before long another drunk sauntered out of the tavern and made his way towards the first drunk's cries. ""I'm freezing!"" Screamed the first drunk again. "…

Bob sees his new neighbor working in his driveway... Wanting to be friendly, he walks over to the driveway where his new neighbor is repairing his car. ""Hey neighbor!"" he says affably. Hearing the voice, a big shaggy dog comes running over and starts sniffing Bob's feet. ""Hey,"" the neighbor grunts. ""I see you've got a dog! I've got a dog too!"" ""What kind?"" the neighbor asks, not looking up from the engine. ""Oh, ole Shep's a Collie mix. He's one of the smartest dogs I know!"" ""That's ni…

Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

The Foo Bird Bob is out on the links enjoying a nice round of golf with his buddy Bill. Suddenly, on the fourth fairway, a huge bird flies overhead and drops a turd on Bob's head. ""Whatever you do, Bob,"" says Bill, ""don't wipe that turd off your head! EVER!"" ""Why not?"" asks Bob. ""I've got a huge bird turd on my head and you're saying I have to keep it on my head for the rest of my LIFE?"" ""Yes,"" says Bill. ""It's a foo bird. And you know what they say about foo birds..."" But just as Bi…