I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.#Tom Cruise#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle#Tom Cruise#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report.#Tom Cruise#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.#Tom Cruise#Scientology#Religion#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists.#Tom Cruise#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →