A guy is sprawled over the seats at a theater The show is over, so the usher tells him he has to leave. The guy just slurs some gibberish. The usher says "com

The fisherman and the fish A recently divorced and wealthy businessman had amassed enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life. With his kids alr

Guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of the strongest whiskey... He drinks it quickly and then looked in his wallet. He asks for a second shot and drinks it

Chicken Shit as... A man runs into a friend on the sidewalk with something white on his lips. He says, "Hey bud, looks like you have chicken shit on your lips.