A guy is sprawled over the seats at a theater The show is over, so the usher tells him he has to leave. The guy just slurs some gibberish. The usher says "come on fella, we all just wanna go home." Again the guy doesn't move and just slurs some gibberish. So the usher goes to get the theater manager and tells him there's a drunk sprawled over a row near the back orchestra who won't leave. The manager approaches him and says "it was a great show, but the actors are gone and we have to close up so please move." Again the guy just mutters something incoherent. So the manager calls the police. The cop comes, walks up to the guy and says "hey bud what's your name?" The guy replies in a hushed voice "John." The cop says "so where are you coming from John?" John answers "the balcony."