Computer backup systems are expensive so I include "Death To America" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written.
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Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.
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