Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?

I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?

'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.