I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?#Notre Dames#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job.#Notre Dames#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?#Notre Dame#Notre Dames#Military#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →