If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol

(Mayday) PILOT: I didn't go thru 9 years of flight school to crash ME: *relieved* Thank G- P: I went through 0, so the crash will make sense

[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did