Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.

Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content