I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device.

[Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue

Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.

There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.