Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated#Marriage#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: "I need a home improvement loan." Banker: "What will you be using the money for?" Me: "A divorce lawyer."#Marriage#Money#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.#Marriage#Holiday#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her.#Street Step#Marriage#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Lawyer: why do you want a divorce? Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly. Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!#Marriage#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →