Me: "I need a home improvement loan." Banker: "What will you be using the money for?" Me: "A divorce lawyer."#Marriage#Money#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 Share
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.#Marriage#Holiday#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her.#Street Step#Marriage#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping.#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →