New Neighbor: Hi, I'm Derek; I moved in downstairs. Me: I'm Spencer; I'll be looking in your window and judging your decorating choices.

Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache""

Office Jokes At the office during lunch, Susan from sales stands up and yells, ""53!"". All her other coworkers in the canteen laugh hysterically. A moment later Bob from accounting stands up and says, ""41!"". All in the canteen laugh even more loudly. A new hire in the canteen asks his coworker to his left, Joe from marketing, what was going on. Joe's answer: ""We have hundreds of jokes circulating throughout the office, and each one is assigned a different number. Most of the jokes are very l…

Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D