A man converts his face into a pasta maker. ""This new gadget provides healthy eating for all,"" he informs his wife. ""Max, please, our child is dead,"" cries his wife. ""It's economic, too,"" says the man. He pops out a sheet of pasta. ""This type of pasta can be used for - "" His wife grabs him by the scruff of his neck and starts shaking him, and she shakes, and shakes, and she wails and screams and howls over the loss of her son. -Chriddof
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